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Texts from the City
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Damien Brenks

[abeautifulgame]

1. It's like I have a sixth sense for a lack of morality.

2. Vodka-infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.

3. Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up? What's the protocol on that?

4. There's a man looking for his pants in my room. Is he yours?

5. [text him]

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[revmeup]

Steal it

[abeautifulgame]

That would certainly solidify the whole 'horrible human being' thing.