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Andrew Jaeger

[bloodalwaystells]

1. Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s a stripper pole in my office.

2. I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?

3. For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between

4. In general, you're not going to get by security covered in blood and wearing only a robe.

5. He smells like the inside of a fake leg.

6. Wildcard- Text him!

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[revmeup]

You guys hiring?

[bloodalwaystells]

Well, I suppose it depends what kind of work you're looking for, I just got this job myself so im still learning. It's one of the nicer hotels in Leisurebrook but it seems to be exciting at times, at least?

[revmeup]

It's a nice hotel but there's a stripper pole?

[bloodalwaystells]

Well, it's in my office right now so I can only assume that it's an employee perk.

And people get up to all sorts of things behind closed doors, especially when they aren't their own doors, so I wouldn't be terribly surprised?