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[bossyboiler]

Texts from the City
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Kate

[bossyboiler]

1. I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.

2. We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"

3. Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.

4. Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.

5. I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.

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[needsabreak]

oh

that's legitimately one of the saddest things i've ever heard

[bossyboiler]

Every 5 minutes is a bit of an exaggeration! >_

[needsabreak]

i'm going to be a little brutally honest right now and i mean this in a concerned way... the amount of time isn't the sad part

[bossyboiler]

Then which is the sad part?

[needsabreak]

the sad part is that you're pretending your phone alarm is texts at all

c'mon you were here before. don't you know people or whatever?

[bossyboiler]

I know plenty of people!

[ Connections to people though? That's what she's missing. ]

[needsabreak]

why not just text them then? usually when you text people, they text you back. then it'd be real texts and not your alarm

[bossyboiler]

Because I don't want to seem desperate.

[needsabreak]

i don't think you'd seem desperate. that's just what people do, yknow? text each other

[bossyboiler]

I know they do but

[needsabreak]

but?

[bossyboiler]

IDK

[needsabreak]

what's that mean?

[bossyboiler]

I don't know.

[needsabreak]

huh?

ohhh i get it

but you do know. what's the 'but'?

[bossyboiler]

Sometimes it's hard for me to connect with people.

[needsabreak]

you know you're kind of going in circles, right?

anyway, i think almost everyone would be happy with at least a daily 'hi how's your day going' text, yknow?

maybe you should try it for a week and see how it goes

also not telling people they're shitty cause of their job is a good start too ;-) I'm kidding about that if it wasn't super obvious

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[revmeup]

You've come to the right person. Does the drink need to cause fear too?

[bossyboiler]

[ She hadn't thought about that. Why hadn't she thought about that? It's a great idea! ]

IDEALLY! Now that you've mentioned it, yes.

[revmeup]

Ok ok ok give me some basics.
Are you a summer or a winter? Do you like cocktails or straight liquor? Are you scaring men in general or one man in particular?

[bossyboiler]

I guess I'm a summer? Cocktails. In general. I want to try something new. It's hard having resting nice face.